It started, like most of my questionable life choices, in the middle of a very normal Tuesday afternoon.
The kids were arguing over whose sock was on the stair. I was trying to decide if the mysterious smell in the kitchen was expired hummus or simply the scent of domestic defeat. And then, in a moment of sheer chaos-fuelled clarity, I clicked “Buy Now” on a label maker.
Not just any label maker. The label maker. The one TikTok mums whisper about in reverence. The one with Bluetooth. The one with fonts.
And now? I cannot stop labelling things. My spices. My snack jars. The cats (almost).
It has changed me
I thought it would be practical. A functional little tool to give me the illusion of control.
But no. It is empowerment in Helvetica Bold. It is the dopamine hit of alphabetised beauty. It is giving “that mum” – the one who looks like she has a system for everything (even if the system is mainly masking the chaos).
Top Five Things I’ve Labelled This Week
- Charging cables (because “Mum, which one is mine?” is a threat now)
- The snack box (“These are the good crisps. Do not touch unless you pay council tax.”)
- My coffee cup (“Not for children. Or emergencies. Or science experiments.”)
- My emotional state (labelled “fragile: handle with snacks”)
- The bathroom drawer (“Things I bought to become a better person”)
The Magical Machine That Started It All
This is the one I got:
👉 MUNBYN Label Printer
It connects to your phone. It prints fast. It has little icons. It is ridiculously satisfying.
If you are a mum, a teacher, a home organiser, or simply someone whose brain thrives on neat chaos, just buy it. You will not regret it. You may start labelling your emotions, but honestly? Worth it.
I used to think label makers were for people who had their life together.
Now I know: they are for people who do not – but want to pretend for five minutes while sipping lukewarm coffee next to a beautifully labelled spice rack.
Powerful stuff.