You open Instagram for “a quick scroll” and there she is.
The mum who somehow has matching outfits, a spotless kitchen, three smiling children, a designer stroller and what appears to be… joy in her eyes?
And just like that, you feel like a gremlin with a crumb-filled bra and four-day-old dry shampoo.
Congratulations. You’ve been mumfluenced.
We’re Not Judging – We’ve All Been There
Social media was supposed to bring us together. And sometimes, it does. But somewhere along the way, the mummy blogger became the mumfluencer. And with her came soft lighting, brand partnerships, and pressure to perform your motherhood – not just live it.
Let us be clear. It is not about jealousy. It is about emotional exhaustion.
The Pressure Is Not Just Imagined
According to a 2025 study, 71 percent of mums report feeling “not good enough” after scrolling through parenting content. And 1 in 3 say they have compared their child’s development, behaviour, or appearance to something they saw online.
It is not harmless. It is a mental load with a filter on top.
Real Life vs Real Filter
The problem with most mumfluencer content? It only shows the wins.
Milestone moments. Sponsored routines. Carefully curated chaos.
Meanwhile in your house: tantrums, toast on the floor, and a half-eaten banana in your pocket.
You are not failing. You are just not editing your life for clicks.
Performative Parenting Is Exhausting
You do not need a Pinterest-worthy snack board.
You do not need to hand-stitch Easter outfits.
You do not need to go viral with your nappy-changing routine.
You need grace, coffee, and maybe ten minutes alone in the loo.
What We Really Need: The Unfiltered Feed
Luckily, a quiet revolution is happening. Mums are reclaiming their feeds.
Accounts like @honestmum, @mother_pukka, and thousands more are ditching the gloss and showing the good, the bad, and the absolutely feral.
Because what we crave isn’t perfection. It is connection.
How to Detox From the Mumfluence:
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Mute the madness – if it makes you feel bad, it has to go
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Follow the real ones – accounts that leave you laughing or nodding
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Limit the scroll – your nervous system will thank you
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Talk to real-life mums – ideally over wine
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Remember: no one has it all together (even if they have presets)
Conclusion (With a Hug)
You are not behind.
You are not broken.
You are not less than the influencer with the frothy coffee reels.
You are doing brilliantly – even if your house looks like a laundry-themed escape room.
So next time Instagram tries to tell you how motherhood should look?
Smile, scroll on, and go cuddle your chaos.