Mums, we need to talk. Not about meal planning, not about the PTA, and not about why you are the only one who knows when the kids last had a bath. We need to talk about weaponised incompetence – because it’s real, it’s exhausting, and we’re done with it.
If you’ve ever asked your partner (or ex) to do something simple (pack the kids’ lunches, put away the laundry, book a dentist appointment) only for them to suddenly become completely incapable, you’ve witnessed weaponised incompetence in action. And if you’re thinking, Oh god, that’s my life, keep reading.
What Is Weaponised Incompetence?
It’s when someone pretends they’re bad at something so they don’t have to do it – or so that you won’t ask them again. And let’s be real, mums? We’re the biggest victims of this behaviour.
🧺 “I just don’t know how to fold the towels the way you like!” (so you do it yourself)
🍽️ “I’d cook dinner, but I don’t know what the kids will eat.” (so you take over)
đź“… “I forgot the school trip form – why didn’t you remind me?” (so it becomes your job)
Sound familiar? It’s not a mistake – it’s a strategy. And whether it’s happening consciously or not, it’s burning mums out.
The Mental Load Is Real
Weaponised incompetence isn’t just about dodging chores – it’s about shifting the entire mental load onto mums. We don’t just do the things; we think about them, plan them, and remember them. And that’s why we’re so tired.
📌 Keeping track of appointments? Mum’s job.
📌 Knowing the shoe sizes of everyone in the house? Mum’s job.
📌 Remembering birthdays, planning meals, organising childcare? Mum’s job.
Meanwhile, when dads do one thing, the world claps. “He packed a lunch today – what a great dad!” Meanwhile, we’re drowning.
How to Shut Weaponised Incompetence Down
💥 1. Stop Fixing Their “Mistakes”
If the towels are folded weirdly? LEAVE THEM. If the kids’ outfits don’t match? LET IT GO. The more you correct, the more they’ll claim they “can’t do it right.”
đź“‹ 2. Assign Permanent Jobs
No more “helping” when they feel like it. Give fixed, non-negotiable responsibilities. Example: If your partner handles school paperwork, that’s THEIR job. If they forget? Not your problem.
🛍️ 3. Use Tools That Force Accountability
Tired of hearing “I didn’t know” or “You should have reminded me”? Time to delegate with zero room for excuses. Try these game-changing tools:
✅ Cozi Family Organiser – Shared calendars, shopping lists & to-do lists.
đź”— www.cozi.com
✅ Tile Trackers – For the partner who “loses everything.”
đź”— Tile Trackers on Amazon
✅ Chore Charts for Adults – Because some people need visual reminders.
đź”— Chore Charts on Etsy
đź‘Š 4. Call It Out
Next time you hear, “I don’t know how,” respond with, “You’re an adult – you’ll figure it out.” No drama, no nagging. Just a simple reminder that weaponised incompetence is not your problem to solve.
Mums, We Deserve Better
We’re not asking for praise, we’re asking for partnership. Equal effort, shared responsibility, and a world where we don’t have to remind grown adults to book a dentist appointment.
Have you dealt with weaponised incompetence? Drop your funniest (or most frustrating) examples in the comments!