Is Anora the best film of the year? Probably. Is it what you expected? Not in the slightest. Should you cancel your plans, pour a glass of something bold, and watch it tonight? Absolutely.
Sean Bakerβs Anora is a neon-lit sucker punch wrapped in fur, sequins, and enough emotional depth to leave even the sassiest mum blinking back tears. Think Pretty Woman meets Uncut Gems, then toss in a cheeky Brooklyn edge and a whole lot of Russian chaos. Intrigued? You should be.
Whatβs It About?
Without spoiling too much, Anora follows Ani β stage name Anora β a Brooklyn stripper with a razor-sharp tongue and a heart thatβs far more complex than your average rom-com heroine. When she catches the eye of Vanya, a sweet but wildly naive Russian heir, what starts as a wild fling escalates into a fast-tracked wedding and a storm of international family drama.
Itβs hilarious. Itβs tragic. Itβs unexpectedly tender. And itβs all absolutely bonkersβin the best way possible.
Why Itβs a Must-Watch for Mums
Weβre calling it now: Anora is the feminist fairy tale you didnβt know you needed.
Ani is scrappy, smart, and unfiltered. Sheβs been through it, and you feel it in every sharp glance and every moment of surprising vulnerability. If youβve ever juggled chaos, fought for your own narrative, or rolled your eyes at men who mistake control for love β Ani is your girl.
Also, the emotional rollercoaster? Delicious. One minute youβre snorting with laughter, the next youβre clutching your dressing gown like itβs a weighted blanket.
Performances Thatβll Blow Your Mum Brain
Mikey Madison (yes, she of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and Better Things) is electric as Ani. Itβs a role that demands grit, heart, and perfectly timed one-liners β and she nails every beat. You canβt take your eyes off her.
The supporting cast? Equally on point. Vanya is played with just the right mix of golden retriever energy and βoh no sweetieβ vibes. His parents? Letβs just say every scene theyβre in feels like Succession by way of Moscow.
The Darling Mellow Takeaway
Anora is not just a film. Itβs a statement. About women. About power. About who gets to tell the story. And for once, the stripper gets the mic β and she does not disappoint.
Is it safe for kids? Absolutely not. Is it perfect for mums? Completely. Watch it with your besties. Watch it after bedtime. Just⦠watch it.
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Best For: Mums who love messy heroines, razor-sharp dialogue, and a story that actually surprises you
Watch With: Your favourite wine and zero interruptions
Trigger Warnings: Sexual content, nudity, strong language, emotional manipulation, unexpected depth
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