Trying to home educate with a toddler on your leg, a baby on your hip and a big kid mid-meltdown? This isn’t a dream routine – it’s a survival guide with heart, humour and real solutions.
Let’s Set the Scene
One child wants to debate the solar system. Another’s just smeared yoghurt into your bra. The baby’s teething, the cat’s sick on the rug, and you’ve not had a wee alone since 2019.
And yet here you are, trying to give your children a beautiful, curious, connected education. You are bloody brilliant. And very possibly a little unhinged. Welcome, friend.
The Myth of the Independent Learner
Most home ed advice assumes you’ve got kids who can get on with stuff independently. That’s adorable. But if you’ve got one who needs hand-over-hand support, a toddler who thinks glue is a snack, and a baby who only naps in motion – you need a different plan.
This isn’t about ticking boxes. It’s about finding rhythm, containment, and tiny wins that add up to something beautiful. Eventually.
Your Day Doesn’t Have to Look Like a School Day
Start with anchors. Not a timetable. Anchors are the predictable points in your day – breakfast, nap, snack, teatime. Around those, you flex. You surf the chaos. You pick your moments. You forgive yourself.
Here’s what that might look like:
- Wake & Wiggle: Music, movement, or sensory bins for toddlers while older child journals or reads aloud to you
- 10-Minute Focus Block: Choose ONE thing to teach. That’s it. The rest can wait.
- Snack + Story Time: All ages together, even if someone’s hanging off the table
- Quiet Time (Ha): Audiobook + YES shelf for older kid, playpen play for baby, TV for toddler if needed
- Afternoon Drift: Crafts, projects, nature walk, baking – whatever requires the least resistance
Contain the Chaos (Literally)
Babies: Safe play zones, highchair with sensory bags, sling naps while you read aloud. A water mat or treasure basket buys you 10-15 golden minutes.
Toddlers: YES shelves with self-directed options: reusable stickers, magnetic toys, mess-free markers. Rotate weekly. Add snacks. Honour their interruptions with eye contact when you can.
Big Kid: Give them your most focused 15-20 minutes during baby’s nap or toddler’s independent play. Use timers, music, or ear defenders for focus.
The 20-Minute Rotation System
This is your anchor strategy. Rotate three zones:
- Zone 1: You + Big Kid – reading, maths, writing (one thing only)
- Zone 2: Toddler Play – sensory bin, Duplo, simple puzzles
- Zone 3: Baby in View – highchair activity, sling, bouncer
Set a timer. Rotate every 20 mins. Be realistic. Some days you’ll only do one full rotation. That still counts.
“Do the Next Thing” Basket
Planning feels impossible? Create a basket of simple, ready-to-go prompts for your older child:
- Read one poem
- Sketch something you see
- Do one page of your workbook
- Write a silly sentence with today’s spelling word
They pull a card, they do a thing. Done. This is your emergency plan for days when the baby’s teething, the toddler’s tantruming and you’re hiding in the loo.
Audio Is Your Secret Weapon
When you physically can’t sit and teach – let someone else do the talking. Try:
- Audiobooks: Use Audible, BorrowBox or Yoto
- Podcasts: Short, curiosity-based ones like But Why? or Brains On!
- Voice notes from you: Record a mini lesson while doing the washing up
Listening counts as learning. Always has, always will.
Emotional Triage: When It All Falls Apart
Some days will explode. Here’s the triage order:
- Regulate the baby – you can’t teach through screaming
- Contain the toddler – snack, sensory, or screens
- Connect with the big kid – let them talk, draw, cry, scribble, or sit beside you
Then you. Cup of tea. Cry if needed. That was still a valid home ed day. Maybe even a beautiful one.
Free Download: The Daily Dilemma Deck
Grab your free printable cards – quick prompts for when the day’s gone sideways. Pick one. Do that. Feel human again.